Airport Security: miss could you step through the metal detector please.
Me: ummm….. Well….. Is there anyway I could maaaaybe not and like go around??
Airport Security: Excuse me, do you have something to hide?
Me: OH NO! It’s just… Well…. The detector miiiight be set off by my ABS OF STEEL HELL YA #HARDCORE DAMN RIGHT BITCHES YOU GOT OWNED!!!!!